Many many eons ago, before time itself was invented, we PenguinRaiders were a happy and prosperous community, penguining and raiding long into the night.
We watched as the great Clag Bottle created all that you know today and we rejoiced at our good fortunes. But one day we lost our way and as punishment the great clag that bound our planet of Penarctica gave way and Penarctia was broken into ten thousand tid bits.

One of these tid bits landed here on Earth, your planet and now ours as well. We must now build our numbers once more so that we may penguin and raid into the night like times of old. For it is foretold that once the PenguinRaiders are reborn all will be well, randomness will rain unhigh and smiles will be on the faces of all who believe.

We believe in the one almighty Clag who gave us a new chance to better our lives and this world with random funny crap.

So it was written

PenguinRaiders Out